lolsofunny: remember when mitt romney tried to become president
A breakdown of the coming of 2013.
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mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable: This author shits you not It’s best to avoid the “general you.” “One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to...
MAKE MY LIFE MEAN SOMETHING....
Never put someone first who puts you second.– (via inspirinquotes)
BITCHES aint shit and they aint saying NOTHING.
happy july 4th
glad to see mer bear (meredith) at the firework show. it was beautiful and the closest i’ve ever been to fireworks……. EVER. on our way back, we saw a hot dude in all black on a bike… i yelled “ninja” out the window and he smiled lol. After that, we got ice cream (not with the ninja tho). :) today was fun. these things have nothing to do with american...
parents = useless at this point in my life (and...